Mike Tyson

Just thought I'd let everybody know that Caren tried to punch me for some lame joke while we were eating out at my favorite Peruvian restaurant last night. Somehow, she punched herself in the jaw and completely missed me. ha It reminded me of our second date where we decided to skip rocks across the water at Rock Canyon Park, and her first throw aimed at the water sailed the opposite direction skipping through the rocks behind us...I still don't know how that happened either. There are few things as hilarious as seeing somebody try to hit you and popping herself in the face, though. Luckily, she's tough enough to withstand her own strength - no injuries. I'll also let everybody know that she's the best wife a guy could wish for. I'm lucky to have such a happy, loving, and beautiful person in my life (who is talking really crazy in her sleep right this moment).